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40+ designs. Zero self-control required. (We lied. You'll need some.)

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BESTSELLER
PURR-SUASION
"I find your argument purrsuasive."

For the cat who's already won every argument before it started.

GLOW
CLAWS-TROPHIC
"You were warned."

Glow-in-the-dark ink. Lightning whiskers. Maximum drama.

CLASSIC
MEOW-VELOUS
"Born cool. Still cool."

Sunglasses-wearing sophisticat. The shades come printed. The attitude is free.

SALE
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FUR-REAL THO
"No seriously. Fur real."

Cream-on-cream. Subtle chaos. The cat that gets the last laugh.

LIMITED
CAT-ASTROPHE
"Here comes trouble."

Midnight edition. 50 pieces. Red on dark navy. Once they're gone, they're gone.

HISS-TERICAL
"I'm not angry. I'm just hiss-terical."

Grey tabby vibes. Appropriate for all situations, especially inappropriate ones.

FELINE FINE
"Obviously."

That expression when someone asks if you're okay and you clearly, objectively are not.

NEW
PURR
PAWESOME
"Objectively pawesome."

Yellow on yellow. Bold choices only. The marmite of the Catface range.

DROP 04
MEOW-GICAL
"Cosmic. Obviously."

Deep purple, gold pupils, cosmic whiskers. For the cat who believes in other dimensions.

DROP 04
☀️
SUN-DAY BEST
"Radiant. Obviously."

Yellow tee, solar gaze. The cat that woke up like this. Every single day.

DROP 04
CATASTROPHIC
"This was your idea."

Black tee, Drop 04. The cat disclaims all responsibility. Legally speaking.

DROP 04
HISS AND TELL
"I saw everything."

Deep red. One raised eyebrow. Has receipts. Not afraid to use them.